“Lizbeth?" He barks from the balcony. "Guess what I just caught our daughter doing? Experimenting with beastiality-- with a bird! And you can probably guess which daughter.” Tad Book:Expel Source: Expel
“Skyla's back," he continues, "and before she's formally charged with yet another homicide, a few things are going to change around here. For one, your mother and I will be around the house more often because we no longer have to babysit that linebacker your sister tried to force feed her Michelins.” Tad Book:Expel Source: Expel
“Hell - you'll be lucky to join the circus!" "I don't need to join the circus." Ethan stretches his arms to the sky, bored with the entire situation. "I live with you, don't I?" "He so got Tad there," I whisper.” ToxicEthanSkylaTad Book:Toxic Part One Source: Toxic Part One