“They say the only way you can truly kill a Celestra is by fire. I would gladly lend myself to the flames to peer down eternally over this sinful disgrace of a planet that houses cowards such as these.” CourageRevengeSelf Sacrifice Book:Vex Source: Vex
“Heck, I don't know what it is. All I know is that my mind fractured like a mirror one day and here I am almost ten years later still cutting myself on the shards.” HeartbreakMirror Book:Whiskey Kisses Source: Whiskey Kisses
“You taste like sugar," he pants through a smile, still out of breath. "Somehow I doubt that. But I appreciate the thought.” HumorTruthCuteCunnilingusOral SexGoing Down Author:Addison Moore
“The path of destiny pulls you forward. It exhumes you from a state of being and propels you towards the juncture you were created for. A new frontier that you are forced to tread with a cross on your back, heavy as a boulder. When you fall to your knees at the hands of your betrayer, you can only hope to find the one sent to carry your burden -- shoulder the journey towards your final punishment. Sometimes duplicity and treason are markers of the enemy, and sometimes the failed intention of a masterful ally.” Reality Of Life Book:Vex Source: Vex
“Anyone ever teach you to run away from danger ” “Don’t be stupid Ellis.” I open the door. “That’s where all the fun is.” Ya Author:Addison Moore
“The only thing that frightens me, Chloe, is that you keep lessening the six degrees of separation in our lives.” ToxicLolChloeSkyla Book:Toxic Part One Source: Toxic Part One
“Chloe Bishop took an ax and gave Skanky Skyla forty whacks. And when she saw what she had done, she gave her family forty-one." A tingle of fear rises through my spine as Chloe cackles her way into Ethan's bedroom. Chloe Bishop is certifiably insane. And dear God Almighty - I do believe she's going to kill us all.” ToxicChloeSkyla Book:Toxic Part One Source: Toxic Part One
“I know the resolution. I know the end of the story before it ever begins. I must choose love. And for this, I will surely die.” LoveDeathStoryResolutionEndMooreAddison MooreCelestraEthreal Book:Ethereal Source: Ethereal
“She is INSANE," I scream, standing in the middle of Marshall's living room. "Of course, she's insane. That would be your genealogy by the way.” ToxicLolSkylaMarshall Book:Toxic Part One Source: Toxic Part One
“There are two covenants that cease to exist in the Master's Kingdom - death and marriage." "What an appropriate pairing," I muse. "He thought so.” ToxicLolSkylaMarshall Book:Toxic Part One Source: Toxic Part One
“We all know whose side you're on," marshall says, picking him up and launching him toward the window. The explosive sound of glass shattering fills the room. The walls tremble from the sheer heft of his violent exit. "What the hell?" Barron rushes in with a needle at the ready. "I've removed your son from the premises per Skyla's wishes.” ToxicLolMarshallGage Book:Toxic Part One Source: Toxic Part One
“Lizbeth?" He barks from the balcony. "Guess what I just caught our daughter doing? Experimenting with beastiality-- with a bird! And you can probably guess which daughter.” Tad Book:Expel Source: Expel
“Skyla's back," he continues, "and before she's formally charged with yet another homicide, a few things are going to change around here. For one, your mother and I will be around the house more often because we no longer have to babysit that linebacker your sister tried to force feed her Michelins.” Tad Book:Expel Source: Expel
“Hell - you'll be lucky to join the circus!" "I don't need to join the circus." Ethan stretches his arms to the sky, bored with the entire situation. "I live with you, don't I?" "He so got Tad there," I whisper.” ToxicEthanSkylaTad Book:Toxic Part One Source: Toxic Part One
“Wa, did I just say fate? I so don't believe in that. Fate is bullshit people force-feed themselves when they're too lazy to carve out a destiny of their own.” Kenny Book:Someone to Love Source: Someone to Love
“Actually, no, I wasn't thinking about STDs." Because apparently, I'm an idiot. Turns out, I was more worried about babies than I was rabies.” Kenny Book:Someone to Love Source: Someone to Love
“I try to ignore the fact that he's sprawled out next to me in all his birthday suit glory right now which totally confuses the hell out of me. What am I supposed to be doing? Should I grab onto it with both hands like a fire hose?” SkylaGage Book:Vex Source: Vex
“She gives me the finger and turns back around. "Did you see that?" I flinch at the gesture. "That is completely illegal in here.” ChurchSkylaNat Book:Wicked Source: Wicked
“Ellis: "What's so funny?" Skyla: You're funny," I say. "You look real scary. I bet your mom's proud, though." I don't know why I add that last bit, I just do.” SkylaEllis Book:Wicked Source: Wicked
“I shake my head. I don't want anything from Logan. Logan is dangerous. Handling a wholesome dairy product does not ease the effects of the malfeasance he's guilty of.” LoganSkyla Book:Vex Source: Vex
“The thought of my mother talking to me about sex makes me want to stab my eyes out with a fork, gouge even deeper and scramble my brains to prevent the conversation from ever happening.” Humorous QuotesSkyla Book:Ethereal Source: Ethereal
“Personally." My mother digs a smile into the side of her cheek. "I'm rooting for Logan." Logan produces a grin that suggests he's the cat that ate the canary, and suddenly I'm feeling rather canary-ish.” ToxicLoganSkyla Book:Toxic Part One Source: Toxic Part One
“Drake comes over and sits on the arm of the couch, a Landon no-no. Figures. Drake can knock girls up, deform the furniture and no one says boo. What the hell did I ever do?” Skyla Book:Expel Source: Expel
“What do you love?" "You for doing this - you in general. Chocolate, sushi, malt shakes. All things I'm highly deficient in at the moment. Well, other than you." "What do you hate?" "Chloe and clowns. Come to think of it, Chloe is a clown.” ToxicLoganSkyla Book:Toxic Part One Source: Toxic Part One
“There will be no slandering of celestial beings. I've warned you on countless occasions." "If said celestial beings weren't spreading celestial rumors, perhaps I wouldn't be moved to wrench celestial balls.” ToxicLolSkylaCelestial Beings Book:Toxic Part One Source: Toxic Part One
“Right. Like I'm going to lose my freaking mind and hop right down the demonic bunny trail with Marshall so he can paw me every chance he gets.” ToxicLolSkylaDemonic Bunnies Book:Toxic Part One Source: Toxic Part One
“We could call him Gynecological Gage or Assman - AssHOLE - take your pick.” ToxicSkyla Book:Toxic Part One Source: Toxic Part One
“Rockaway? That's my special place with Gage - was anyway. Now it'll 'forever' be marked with gluttony and vomit - sounds about right.” SkylaHot Dog Eating Competition Book:Toxic Part One Source: Toxic Part One
“Breast milk is big business." My mother uses my sarcasm as a springboard for her insanity. "We should consider opening a shop that caters to that market. We can call it 'The Milk Bar' or 'Mother's Milk'." ...Ethan slaps his hand on the counter. "We can have ice cream made from that shit." He nods into my mother, stony faces, as if he didn't just let an expletive fly.” MomToxicLolEthanSkyla Book:Toxic Part One Source: Toxic Part One
“You're on a road show with your penis, and trust me, I'm the last person who wants to get in your way. But I'm telling you, operation occupy-my-vagina is a no-go for the evening.” Lmao Funny Book:Someone to Love Source: Someone to Love
“We could return from sand if we had to--form into a beautiful mosaic of glass that told our story in colors.” LoveDefying The Odds Book:Vex Source: Vex