“if you so much as make a single joke right now or butcher a playground nursery rhyme about trees and kissing and baby carriages, I'll let myself into your apartment and use your comic book collection as kindling. Capiche?” HumorKissingThreatJokeKindlingCollectionComic BooksNursery RhymeBaby Carrier Book:Written in the Stars Source: Written in the Stars
“Oh my god. Don’t tell me you don’t know your Hogwarts house. Pottermore? The Sorting Hat Quiz? "When Darcy stared, Elle groaned and covered her face." You don’t do social media, you don’t believe in astrology, and now you don’t like Harry Potter. On behalf of our generation, I am offended, you rock dweller.” HumorHarry PotterAstrologyWritten In The StarsHarry Potter Reference Book:Written in the Stars Source: Written in the Stars