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Alice Clayton is a renowned author whose works span various literary genres. Although her exact birth and death dates are unknown, her contributions to literature have been profound.

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“Simon thought I was lovely. Was the Giggler out of the harem? Was there even a harem left? What did this mean? Would I only think in questions now? And if so, who is Eric Cartman's father?”

Caroline

Book:Wallbanger

Source: Wallbanger

“Babies were born, old people died, stocks were traded, and someone faked an orgasm. All in those five seconds.”

Caroline

Book:Wallbanger

Source: Wallbanger

“I turned to kiss his fingertips. He stared into my eyes again, those sex sapphires doing their voodoo that made me a puddle of voodoo goo. For him to woo. See what he did to me?”

Caroline

Book:Wallbanger

Source: Wallbanger

“Pushing thoughts of spanking and Simon from my mind, I went back to my DVDs. Spanking Simon. What a great name for a band.”

Caroline

Book:Wallbanger

Source: Wallbanger

“Giggler, I think I hate you most of all.”

Humor Funny Simon Alice Clayton Caroline Wallbanger

Book:Wallbanger

Source: Wallbanger

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