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Famous Alice Winters Quotes

“If you told me today that you wanted to become a cow and roam the fields, I would buy you a little cowbell for that scrawny neck of yours.”

Funny Acceptance Supportive Maternal Love Motherly Love Cow Cowbell

Book:A Villain for Christmas

Source: A Villain for Christmas

“Pete, this is Finn, my brother. His joy in life is making everything ridiculous. This is his boyfriend Marcus who looks scary and acts scary and is kind of scary but would also like tear someone's head off for you.”

Introductions Sibling Bond

Book:How to Defy a Vampire

Source: How to Defy a Vampire

“One star. Story had absolutely no depth and narrator sounded like he'd rather be kicked in the balls but he was pretty hot so I'll give him a star.”

Storytelling Review Pretty Privilege

Book:How to Defy a Vampire

Source: How to Defy a Vampire

“Human, it is with pleasure I greet you.”

Greetings Inter Species

Book:How to Defy a Vampire

Source: How to Defy a Vampire