“If you told me today that you wanted to become a cow and roam the fields, I would buy you a little cowbell for that scrawny neck of yours.” FunnyAcceptanceSupportiveMaternal LoveMotherly LoveCowCowbell Book:A Villain for Christmas Source: A Villain for Christmas
“Pete, this is Finn, my brother. His joy in life is making everything ridiculous. This is his boyfriend Marcus who looks scary and acts scary and is kind of scary but would also like tear someone's head off for you.” IntroductionsSibling Bond Book:How to Defy a Vampire Source: How to Defy a Vampire
“One star. Story had absolutely no depth and narrator sounded like he'd rather be kicked in the balls but he was pretty hot so I'll give him a star.” StorytellingReviewPretty Privilege Book:How to Defy a Vampire Source: How to Defy a Vampire
“Human, it is with pleasure I greet you.” GreetingsInter Species Book:How to Defy a Vampire Source: How to Defy a Vampire