“Darla flexed her three-inch claws and swiped a gnarled index finger across her phone screen, scanning another batch of personal ads from Magic Matches, but none of the men looked like a suitable victim.” RomanceSexMurderWitchWitchcraftFantasy FictionDark FantasyHorror FictionCrime FictionOgre Book:Moonlight, Gunshot, Mallet, Flame Source: Moonlight, Gunshot, Mallet, Flame
“I was born in a dumpster, in an alley behind a dive bar. A wee speck of methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, baptized by saliva from a hospital orderly, clinging to a wedge of pizza crust. Honestly, I didn’t want to hurt anyone—certainly not the Norwegian rat who gobbled me with his yellowed fangs, feeding me a banquet of liquefied refuse. We’d both gotten a bad rap, MRSA and rats.” HumorSexScience FictionHorror FictionBacteriaBacterium Book:Rigor Morbid: Lest Ye Become Source: Rigor Morbid: Lest Ye Become