“I was born in a dumpster, in an alley behind a dive bar. A wee speck of methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, baptized by saliva from a hospital orderly, clinging to a wedge of pizza crust. Honestly, I didn’t want to hurt anyone—certainly not the Norwegian rat who gobbled me with his yellowed fangs, feeding me a banquet of liquefied refuse. We’d both gotten a bad rap, MRSA and rats.” HumorSexScience FictionHorror FictionBacteriaBacterium Book:Rigor Morbid: Lest Ye Become Source: Rigor Morbid: Lest Ye Become
“Was it possible to feel nostalgic about something that had never happened to him, possible for nostalgia to be taken in by the body as a free pathogen to infect the consciousness with stray sentiments? Perhaps, in his dreams, he had traveled back in time, or even drifted into another dimension of space-time and inhabited the body, experiences, and nostalgia of another. To even envisage so allowed the trauma of those lost moments, though not his own, to draw from him a certain envy for the entity in whose memories he had basked vicariously. . .Perhaps, nostalgia was a microorganism. . .the bacterium that infected. . . Yes. . .maybe he was sick.” ConsciousnessEnvyNostalgiaTime TravelEntityPlagueInfectionMultiple PersonalitiesLost TimeMicroorganismsRemembrance Of Things PastPathogenMultiple UniversesVicarious ExperienceAilmentBacterium Book:Only the Deplorable Source: Only the Deplorable