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“Waking up, for many people, is apparently a positive experience. There are twittering birds and the smell of fresh coffee fills the air. These people do not live at my house.”

Humor Disappointment Coffee Mornings

Book:The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings

Source: The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings

“She is an agent of the Devil, possibly escorted out of Hell for behavior which would make a demon go "Ooooo, that's nasty!”

Humor Devil Cats Quotations Uu Dippy

Book:The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings

Source: The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings

“Little known fact- a cat which has just bitten itself in the ass can achieve impressive speed at it dashes madly straight up a curtain.”

Humor Cats Uu Dippy

Book:The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings

Source: The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings

“You know that feeling you get, when the sky has turned green, air raid sirens are blowing, the theme to the "Wizard of Oz" wafts softly through the air, your neighbor has just blown by backwards on her bicycle, and an ominous funnel cloud is hovering on the horizon? Yeah, that feeling. the one that says that says "A picnic! That's what I need to do right about now! What could possible go wrong?”

Humor Cats Uu Dippy

Book:The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings

Source: The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings