“Waking up, for many people, is apparently a positive experience. There are twittering birds and the smell of fresh coffee fills the air. These people do not live at my house.” HumorDisappointmentCoffeeMornings Book:The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings Source: The Tao of the Dippy Cat: A Series of Uncomfortable Incidents and Horrible Happenings