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Andy Weir is an American science fiction novelist, best known for his novel 'The Martian,' which tells the story of an astronaut stranded on Mars and his struggle to survive. His writing style is characterized by scientific accuracy and a sense of humor.

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“Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me.”

Humor Science Space True Mars Mark Watney My Spirit Animal What A Dork

Book:The Martian

Source: The Martian

“Now to enjoy a good, long sleep in an actual cot. With the comforting knowledge that when I wake, my morning piss will go into a toilet.”

Humor Mars Andy Weir The Martian Mark Watney Rest And Relaxation

Book:The Martian

Source: The Martian

“As I mentioned, it's been a long, boring drive. And I'm still on the outward leg. But hey, I'm an astronaut. Long-ass trips are my business.”

Humor Space Mars Astronaut Andy Weir The Martian Mark Watney

Book:The Martian

Source: The Martian

“Mars is not Earth. It doesn't have a thick atmosphere to bend light and carry particles that reflect light around corners. It's damn near a vacuum here. Once the sun isn't visible, I'm in the dark. Phobos gives me some moonlight, but not enough to work with. Deimos is a little piece of crap that's no good to anyone.”

Humor Sci Fi Mars Sci Fi Humour Comedy The Martian

Book:The Martian

Source: The Martian

“Conclusion: I don't need the water reclaimer at all. I'll drink as needed and dump my waste outdoors. Yeah, that's right, Mars, I'm gonna piss and shit on you. That's what you get for trying to kill me all the time.”

Survival Mars Excrement Water Reclamation

Book:The Martian

Source: The Martian

“So, in the face of overwhelming odds, I'm left with only one option: I’m going to have to science the shit out of this.”

Humor Science Mars

Book:The Martian

Source: The Martian

“There's no backup, and they think I'll die instantly without it. To them, equipment failure is terrifying. To me, it's “Tuesday.”

Humor Reality Space Mars Realist Andy Weir The Martian Mark Watney

Book:The Martian

Source: The Martian

“By my reckoning, I'm about 100 kilometers from Pathfinder. Technically it's called “Carl Sagan Memorial Station.” But with all due respect to Carl, I can call it whatever the hell I want. I'm the King of Mars.”

Want I Can Hell Kings Dues Stations Mars Memorial Reckoning Sagan

Author:Andy Weir

About the Author

Born: June 16, 1972
Known for: Novelist
Quotes: 116

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