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Andy Weir is an American science fiction novelist, best known for his novel 'The Martian,' which tells the story of an astronaut stranded on Mars and his struggle to survive. His writing style is characterized by scientific accuracy and a sense of humor.

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“Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me.”

Humor Science Space True Mars Mark Watney My Spirit Animal What A Dork

Book:The Martian

Source: The Martian

“Mark, some answers to your earlier questions: No, we will not tell our Botany Team to "Go fuck themselves." [...] The data transfer rate just isn't enough for the size of music files, even in compressed formats. So your request for "Anything, oh god, ANYTHING but Disco" is denied. Enjoy your boogie fever.”

Funny Andy Weir The Martian Mark Watney

Book:The Martian

Source: The Martian

“Now to enjoy a good, long sleep in an actual cot. With the comforting knowledge that when I wake, my morning piss will go into a toilet.”

Humor Mars Andy Weir The Martian Mark Watney Rest And Relaxation

Book:The Martian

Source: The Martian

“As I mentioned, it's been a long, boring drive. And I'm still on the outward leg. But hey, I'm an astronaut. Long-ass trips are my business.”

Humor Space Mars Astronaut Andy Weir The Martian Mark Watney

Book:The Martian

Source: The Martian

“Also, I'll lose half a liter of water per day to breathing until the humidity in the Hab reaches its maximum and water starts condensing on every surface. Then I'll be licking the walls. Yay.”

Water Martian Mark Watney

Book:The Martian

Source: The Martian

“There's no backup, and they think I'll die instantly without it. To them, equipment failure is terrifying. To me, it's “Tuesday.”

Humor Reality Space Mars Realist Andy Weir The Martian Mark Watney

Book:The Martian

Source: The Martian

About the Author

Born: June 16, 1972
Known for: Novelist
Quotes: 116

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