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“Even for the lucky , life is too short and all the best bits are bad for your health.”

Humour Life Philosophy Satire

Book:Losing our Marbles?

Source: Losing our Marbles?

“Her looks would make even her own mirror feel insecure.”

Beauty Humour Insecurity Satire Appearances

Book:Losing our Marbles?

Source: Losing our Marbles?

“He had tried to remember the only advice his father ever gave him about "the birds and the bees", a odd concept to Tom's mind as surely these two species never mated with each other.”

Romance Relationships Humour Satire

Book:Losing our Marbles?

Source: Losing our Marbles?

“He tried to remember the only advice his father had ever given him about what he had called "the birds and the bees", an odd concept to Tom's mind as surely these two species never mated with each other.”

Romance Relationships Humour Satire

Author:Angel Capelli

“You would look less miserable in a selfie from your own funeral.”

Death Humour Satire

Book:Losing our Marbles?

Source: Losing our Marbles?

“Sitting on the fence can be uncomfortable.”

Humour Satire Decisions In Life

Book:Losing our Marbles?

Source: Losing our Marbles?

“If you drove fast enough the photos of your numberplate would be too blurred to read.”

Humour Police Driving Satire Cars Speed Cameras

Book:Losing our Marbles?

Source: Losing our Marbles?

“I'm not one for partings and I've nothing to hide. You can see immediately I've no head lice, and if I did they wouldn't stay around as they would be homeless.”

Humour Hair Satire Baldness Bald

Book:Losing our Marbles?

Source: Losing our Marbles?