“Twain please!" Peck blubbered. "It was never personal. It was just business!" "Oh Peck, do you think I'm mad at you? I"m a lawyer. I don't get mad. I don't get even." Twain gave him a wicked smile. " I sue people.” HumorTwainLawyer Jokes Book:William Bradshaw and Fool's Gold Source: William Bradshaw and Fool's Gold
“A thousand curses on you and those who spawned you! You've plagued me long enough, you stygian fiend! I don't know what sulfurous pit you've crawled out of, but I mean to return you to it! I'll send you on a voyage down the river Styx if it's the last thing I do!" Twain directed his attention back to the phone. "No, I wasn't talking to you, but most of what I said still applies.” HumorLawyerTwain Book:William Bradshaw and Fool's Gold Source: William Bradshaw and Fool's Gold