“God shows his contempt for wealth by the kind of person he selects to receive it.” KindPersonsShowsFunnyWealthMoneyKindnessContempt Author:Austin O'Malley
“A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.” MadeHomeHumorFunnyFriendshipFriendsBest FriendFriendship Day Author:Austin O'Malley
“Memory is a crazy woman who hoards colored rags and throws away food.” FunnyMemoriesCrazyRagsCrazy Women Author:Austin O'Malley
“The statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them.” FunnyPoliticalPoliticsPoliticianSkinsSheepStatesmenShears Author:Austin O'Malley