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Famous Bauvard Quotes
“The stoic contemplates fallen leaves; the epicure rakes them into a loveseat.”
“Bragging about your compassion is the first step towards feeling a genuine emotion.”
“If all women revealed their age, men would have nothing to hide from each other.”
“I lost something magical in the process of growing up – my disillusionment.”
“I study men like I study books: I skim their midsections.”
“Treat each other like human beings? But the other great apes have no class hierarchy.”
“Injuries heal, but wrinkles are the scars of time.”
“I don't believe in failure. I'm perseverant - I believe in failing.”
“We need to save the forests. I have a big warehouse we can store them in.”
“Seize something wonderful; don't lose your chance waiting for it to become legal.”
“Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled from the suburbs.”