“The other day, a friend of a friend said that everyone started out as girls, but boys evolved… But don’t worry girls, I hit him.” BoysHumourFriendsEvolutionGirlsFriend Of A Friend Author:Ben Mitchell
“I wouldn’t have minded school if they taught you important things like how to have good sex and what brand of wine is the best… But for some reason they were hell bent on teaching me algebra” SchoolSexEducationTeachingHumourWineAlgebraImportant IssuesHell Bent Author:Ben Mitchell
“By passing your GCSEs you prove that you’re not an idiot… But by passing your A levels you prove that you’re smart” SchoolEducationSmartIdiotsA LevelsGcses Author:Ben Mitchell
“No religion can fully accept another religion, that’s the one belief all religions share” GodReligionBeliefAcceptanceSharing Author:Ben Mitchell
“Losing your virginity is a lot like when you find out that Santa doesn’t exist… First you’re slightly disappointed, and then you’re happy because you’re in on the secret” HappySecretsSantaVirginityDissapointment Author:Ben Mitchell
“Love is the one thing in this world that you should never have to go through alone… For unreciprocated love is the most soul crushing experience you will ever go through.” LoveLife LessonsUnrequited LoveUnreciprocated Love Author:Ben Mitchell
“You could say I’m so manly I don’t even allow manly stereotypes to influence my actions” MenActionsStereotypesSocial InfluenceBeing Manly Author:Ben Mitchell
“My greatest strength is an unfocused mind. This is because while you are all thinking of one idea, I’m thinking of five different ideas. My greatest weakness however is an unfocused mind. This is because while I’m supposed to be thinking about one thing, I’m actually thinking of five other things.” ThinkingMindHumourWeaknessesStrengthsUnfocused Mind Author:Ben Mitchell
“Hating Britain is a fundamental part of being British” HateHumourBritainPatrioticBritsUnpatriotic Author:Ben Mitchell