“The other day, a friend of a friend said that everyone started out as girls, but boys evolved… But don’t worry girls, I hit him.” BoysHumourFriendsEvolutionGirlsFriend Of A Friend Author:Ben Mitchell
“I wouldn’t have minded school if they taught you important things like how to have good sex and what brand of wine is the best… But for some reason they were hell bent on teaching me algebra” SchoolSexEducationTeachingHumourWineAlgebraImportant IssuesHell Bent Author:Ben Mitchell
“My greatest strength is an unfocused mind. This is because while you are all thinking of one idea, I’m thinking of five different ideas. My greatest weakness however is an unfocused mind. This is because while I’m supposed to be thinking about one thing, I’m actually thinking of five other things.” ThinkingMindHumourWeaknessesStrengthsUnfocused Mind Author:Ben Mitchell
“Hating Britain is a fundamental part of being British” HateHumourBritainPatrioticBritsUnpatriotic Author:Ben Mitchell