“Telling someone like my mother that Hell is a real, physical place, somewhere you can travel to and from, would be like spray-painting the statue of Jesus hanging over the pulpit during mass. Better off telling her the Pope is gay.” GodUrban FantasyDemonsKelly And Umber SeriesKellyNo Good DeedUmber Book:No Good Deed Source: No Good Deed
“Mario the Magnificent is Orange!" His eyes sparkle with eagerness as he winks at me.” DemonsMarioKelly And Umber SeriesKellyNo Good Deed Author:Bill Blais
“The glove suddenly feels much heavier, now, more dense. The rush of power didn’t come through me, but wrapped around me; invisible and strangely empty, like a purely mechanical force. It wasn’t like I just got stronger; it was separate from me, like something stepped in and punched him instead of me. I pull the glove off gingerly, half afraid I’ll punch my own fingers off.” ParanormalUrban FantasyDemonsBook 1Kelly And Umber Series Book:No Good Deed Source: No Good Deed