“Telling someone like my mother that Hell is a real, physical place, somewhere you can travel to and from, would be like spray-painting the statue of Jesus hanging over the pulpit during mass. Better off telling her the Pope is gay.” GodUrban FantasyDemonsKelly And Umber SeriesKellyNo Good DeedUmber Book:No Good Deed Source: No Good Deed
“Mario the Magnificent is Orange!" His eyes sparkle with eagerness as he winks at me.” DemonsMarioKelly And Umber SeriesKellyNo Good Deed Author:Bill Blais