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“Organized religion: where men write the rules, women follow them, and the children pay the price.”

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Book:Horny: Sex Without Scruples

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“Politicians kiss babies, fuck interns, and lie to everyone in between—and we still throw them parties like it’s an honor to be betrayed.”

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Book:Horny: Sex Without Scruples

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“If your dick has more frequent flyer miles than you do, you’re not a lover—you’re a disease with a passport.”

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Book:Horny: Sex Without Scruples

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“They say atheists are immoral. But I’ve never seen an atheist try to legislate my bedroom, or blow themselves up for glory, or justify genocide with a holy book.”

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Book:God Mob: A Gritty Glance at the Travesty of Religion

Source: God Mob: A Gritty Glance at the Travesty of Religion

“Blind faith is easy. Real sight is terrifying. But I’d rather stumble in truth than strut in delusion.”

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“Dating apps are slot machines for your genitals.”

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Book:Horny: Sex Without Scruples

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“Money can’t buy happiness… but it can rent it by the hour.”

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Book:Horny: Sex Without Scruples

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“Today’s heretics are scientists, skeptics, LGBTQ+ people, women with autonomy, whistleblowers in pews—anyone who chooses integrity over indoctrination. They’re still being ostracized, just with hashtags instead of hot irons.”

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Book:God Mob: A Gritty Glance at the Travesty of Religion

Source: God Mob: A Gritty Glance at the Travesty of Religion