“I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line.” UseSexLinesBest ThingsBathroomHermaphrodites Author:Brad Wilkerson
“I recently read that Arnold Schwarzenegger collects Hummers. Now we know why Maria's face is frozen in that puckered position.” KnowsFacesSexPositionFrozenSchwarzenegger Author:Brad Wilkerson
“They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best friend does, like drool on my couch, mooch my food and hump my wife.” ThinkingMenDoeSexStuffWifeDogMy WifeMy Best FriendMy DogCouches Author:Brad Wilkerson
“Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak.” I CanBigsSexWineBoxesUglyLeaks Author:Brad Wilkerson
“As an enlisted sailor, I don't feel that the Navy is advancing me in rank fast enough, so I'm going to change my last name to Stains. My guess is they would rather promote me than to have to refer to me as Seaman Stains.” FeelsEnoughLastsNamesSexNavySailorAdvancingStainsSeamenEnlisted Author:Brad Wilkerson
“Tapping melons with your knuckles is a good way of making your selection in the store, but apparently it's frowned upon at the strip club.” WaySexClubsStoresSelectionGood WayTappingKnucklesMelons Author:Brad Wilkerson
