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“I bet that the best thing about being a hermaphrodite is that you always get to use the bathroom with the shortest line.”

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Brad Wilkerson, born on June 1, 1977, is an American professional baseball player. He primarily played as an outfielder during his career and has been a member of several MLB teams. more

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