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Quote by George Bernard Shaw

“When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since.”

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George Bernard Shaw (July 26, 1856 - November 2, 1950) was an Irish-British playwright, critic, and socialist. He is renowned for his satirical and witty dramatic works. more

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“Before going mountain bike riding, it's a good idea to leave your valuables at home. Your testicles, for example.”

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Book:Once Around the Sun

Source: Once Around the Sun

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