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“Nothing can burst your fatherly bubble faster than hearing your daughter come home from a date and saying: 'Some nights I don't know why I even bother to wear panties'.”

Quote by David Henry

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Born on February 24, 1975, David Henry is a renowned fitness and bodybuilding athlete. Known for his impressive muscular physique, he has gained a reputation in the fitness industry. Henry has won numerous domestic and international bodybuilding competitions, and his training and dietary plans have become references for fitness enthusiasts. more

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