“For a man to get married and stay married, he must detach from and disavow the three things that bind him to reality: sex, travel, and near-death experiences.” HumorHumorous QuotationsHumor RelationshipsBrian D Ambrosio Author:Brian D'Ambrosio
“She lives in a town of sorry history, indifferent to ethical perspectives, apathetic to female attributes, cargo and trunk liners, spilled oil in the garage, telephone poles shaped like liquor bottles, sustaining burly weather, cardiac distressing cold, tobacco and mortality, lying face-up on the bar’s concrete floor, no one can waste a life faster than a Montana redneck.” HumorRedneckRednecksMontana LifeRedneck NoirKs Book:Fresh Oil and Loose Gravel: Road Poetry by Brian D'Ambrosio 1998-2008 Source: Fresh Oil and Loose Gravel: Road Poetry by Brian D'Ambrosio 1998-2008