“My friends are trying to get me to go out on blind dates. Big 'NO' to that because all my friends are a bunch of lying geeks. They're always like, 'Brian, you're really gonna dig this girl. She's got Traci Lords' eyes, Michelle Pfeiffer's nose, Kim Basinger's lips.' Yeah, they always forget to tell me she's also got Charlie Brown's head.” TryingBigsEyeLyingGirlForgetLordMy FriendsYeahBlindLipsBunchNosesBrownGeekCharlieKimBrianThis GirlBlind Date Author:Brian Posehn
“I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.” BigsGuyFightingCitiesGhostPantsBig Cities Author:Brian Posehn
“Always been a big heavy metal fan. I remember being 15 saying, Dude I'm going to love heavy metal forever. Heavy metal til I'm 60. I'm 35 now. I think I'm going to give it one more year.” ThinkingGivingYearsBigsRememberForeverFansHeavyMetalsHeavy MetalMetal Fans Author:Brian Posehn
