“As a comic, I used to know more about pop culture.” KnowsUsedCulturePopsComicPop Culture Author:Brian Posehn
“When I'm late it matters, but when everybody else is late it doesn't matter... If that's the rule then just write it down and then I know, you know... I'll read it and I'll write it down on my balls. Right here. Right here on the back of my balls is where I'll write it. On the very back. I'll just lift them and write it nicely.” IfsKnowsWritingMatterLateBallsDown AndLifts Author:Brian Posehn
“Whenever you see riot footage on TV - you know, someone throwing a brick in Pakistan or somebody throwing a fiery piece of pooh through a Starbucks window up in Seattle - you ever see anybody throwing anything underhand? I think it just takes all the aggression out of the act.” ThinkingKnowsPiecesTvsWindowThrowingAggressionPakistanBricksRiotFierySeattleStarbucks Author:Brian Posehn
“I don't know if I was a poseur - I really did love metal, always - but I gave a lot of other things a chance. I wanted to meet, um, girls, so I would check out Depeche Mode. But mostly I wanted stuff with pentagrams and crowns of thorns on it.” IfsKnowsWantedGirlStuffChanceChecksMetalsCrownsThornsCrown Of ThornsDepeche ModePentagrams Author:Brian Posehn
