“Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong.” GuyFeaturesOutfits Author:Brian Posehn
“I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.” BigsGuyFightingCitiesGhostPantsBig Cities Author:Brian Posehn
“Grew up in a small town where there was only one crazy guy. He didn't even go insane doing anything good, like going to 'Nam or having an extended acid trip. Turns out - legend has it - he just had some bad cheese.” GuyTurnsCrazyGrewGrew UpTownsInsaneLegendsCheeseSmall TownAcidAcid Trip Author:Brian Posehn
