“I do get the sense sometimes that if I draw things too nice, maybe I won't be indie-rock enough anymore.” IfsSometimesEnoughNiceRocksDrawsToo NiceIndie Rock Author:Bryan Lee O'Malley
“You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue!” IfsSoulMotherStupidFitBedRelationBootsSurprisingWretchedGlueRubber Author:Bryan Lee O'Malley
“Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.” IfsFaces Author:Bryan Lee O'Malley
“I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear life, I'm not getting anywhere. I'm stuck. ...I never wanted to get stuck” IfsFeelsWantedRiversDearStuckHolding OnDear Life Author:Bryan Lee O'Malley