Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
A source page for quotes linked to Bryan Lee O'Malley.
“Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex.”
“Scott, you are the salt of the earth. Oh, I'm sorry, excuse me. I meant scum of the earth.”
“Oh, shut up. You're not alone. You're just having some idiotic dream.”
“Ooh, go ahead and poke fun at my poor queenology, Canada boy.”
“Ewww! New girlfriends only want to hear bad stuff about ex-girlfriends, dude, come on.”
“I'm everyone everywhere with you without you unbound set free in limbo lost at sea.”
“Each new book that comes out kind of pulls up the old ones a little bit.”
“I'm 25 and just trying to understand women. Obviously, that is a process that never ends.”
“When you're alone, you look at yourself more, it is kind of inevitable.”
“Out here where the world begins and ends, it’s like nothing ever stops happening.”
“Okay, this might sound vague, but do you know this one girl with hair like this?”
“Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott.”
“Scott, if your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.”
“Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.”
“I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!”
“Bryan Lee O'Malley has been alive since he was born and will lives until he dies.”
“I.. Uh...What are you having?... Did you make some of those up”