“Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.” ShouldMy FriendsShould HaveHeyRetardedDouchebags Author:Bryan Lee O'Malley
“Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up. Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It just takes practice.” ThinkingPracticeReadyHeyBuddyKimHey You Author:Bryan Lee O'Malley
“Kim: Hey... There's a guy over there with a samurai sword. Scott: Really? Like a katana or a wakizashi or both?” GuyHeyKimSamurai Author:Bryan Lee O'Malley