“The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill.” QualityFoodDirectSizeRestaurantsProportionLongevityMillsPeppersDisparityFood Safety Author:Bryan Q. Miller
“If you want a reliable tip, drive into a town, go to the nearest appliance store and seek out the dishwasher repair man. He spends a lot of time in restaurant kitchens and usually has strong opinions about them.” IfsMenWantStrongOpinionTownsStoresKitchenRestaurantsAppliancesDishwashersStrong Opinions Author:Bryan Q. Miller
“The quality of food is in inverse proportion to a dining room's altitude, especially atop bank and hotel buildings (airplanes are an extreme example).” RoomsQualityExampleBuildingExtremesProportionHotelAviationAirplaneAirlineDiningInverseDining Rooms Author:Bryan Q. Miller
“Cheese steaks are the gastronomic icons of this ethnic city.” CitiesCheeseIconsSteakCheesy Author:Bryan Q. Miller
“At lunchtime the place is jumping, while at night the dining rooms could have been rented out for chess tournaments.” Has BeensNightRoomsChessLunchJumpingCould Have BeenTournamentsDiningDining RoomsLunchtime Author:Bryan Q. Miller
“Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma.” FoodCookingChineseCulinaryOklahomaChinese Food Author:Bryan Q. Miller