“As part of my research for An Anthology of Authors' Atrocity Stories About Publishers, I conducted a study (employing my usual controls) that showed the average shelf life of a trade book to be somewhere between milk and yoghurt.” BookStoriesStudyResearchTradeAverageUsualMilkShelvesPublishersAtrocitiesAnthologyEmployingShelf Life Book:Uncivil liberties Source: Uncivil liberties
“The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.” BookTradeAverageMilkShelvesYogurtShelf Life Author:Calvin Trillin
“The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.” LifeBookFamilyMembersTradeAverageMilkShelvesYogurtShelf Life Author:Calvin Trillin
