Uncivil liberties
A source page for quotes linked to Calvin Trillin.
“Daddy, how come in Kansas City the bagels taste like just round bread?”
“Following the Romanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away.”
“If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?”
“Everybody is who he was in high school.”
“I like chili, but not enough to discuss it with someone from Texas.”
“If Lincoln freed the slaves and preserved the Union, how come 'Lincolnesque' just means tall?”
“It was a given in our family that my father was a grocer so that I wouldn't have to be.”
“Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.”
“I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.”
“What interests me is what you might call vernacular writing, writing that connects you to a place.”
“Canadians are very well behaved, they don't throw their food.”
“I've always thought that parallel parking was my main talent.”
“If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.”
“The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.”