“Sometimes you're going to be faced with situations where the line isn't clear between what's right and what's wrong.Your heart will tell you to do one thing and your brain will tell you to do something different. In the end, all that's left is to look at both sides and go with your best judgment.” LooksHeartDifferentEndsSometimesLeftSidesLinesBrainSituationClearOne ThingJudgmentBoth SidesHoot Book:Hoot Source: Hoot
“There's so much hate that we direct externally that we forget we have our own psychos. But that's the role of the satirist - you have to examine your own country and say, look!” LooksCountryHateForgetRolesDirectPsychoSatirist Author:Carl Hiaasen
“Here's my rule: You always want to pay cash for your own books, because if they look at the name on the credit card and then they look at the name on the book jacket, then there's this look of such profound sympathy for you that you had to resort to this. It really is withering.” IfsWantLooksBookNamesPayProfoundCreditCardsSympathyCashResortsJacketsCredit CardWithering Author:Carl Hiaasen
“I never laugh or smile when I am writing. When I come home for lunch after writing all morning, my wife says I look like I just came home from a funeral. This is not bragging. This is an illness.” WritingLooksHomeMorningLaughingWifeSmileIllnessMy WifeComing HomeLunchFuneralBragging Author:Carl Hiaasen