“Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God was my co-pilot, he thought, I'd be doing a hundred and twenty.” PeopleIfsJesusHoursLimitsHundredTwentiesSpeedMilesPilotsBumperStickerSpeed Limits Book:Strip Tease Source: Strip Tease
“Sunset on the water ought to be a quiet and easy time, but I guess some people can't stand a little silence.” PeopleLittlesEasyWaterSilenceOughtQuietSunset Book:Carl Hiaasen Collection: Hoot, Flush, Scat, Chomp Source: Carl Hiaasen Collection: Hoot, Flush, Scat, Chomp
“That's what people do when they find a special place that wild and full of life, they trample it to death.” PeopleSpecialSpecial Places Book:Carl Hiaasen Collection: Hoot, Flush, Scat, Chomp Source: Carl Hiaasen Collection: Hoot, Flush, Scat, Chomp
“I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.” PeopleFunnyOrderLaughingEnjoyedMaking People Laugh Author:Carl Hiaasen
