“Excessive golfing dwarfs the intellect. Nor is this to be wondered at when you consider that the more fatuously vacant the mind is, the better for play. It has been observed that absolute idiots play the steadiest.” MindHas BeensPlayAbsolutesGolfIntellectIdiotGolfingDwarfsVacant Author:Charles Walter Simpson
“There is only one categorical imperative in golf, and that is to hit the ball. There are no minor absolutes.” BallsAbsolutesGolfMinorsImperativesCategorical Imperative Author:Charles Walter Simpson