“Do you think you can handle it?’ ‘Yeah, like fuck we can. It’ll be great. What about looting? I mean, you said whatever we like. The lads have never been looting.’ ‘Ooh, a little treat for them,’ Janine shouted, and under her breath, ‘for fuck's sake.’ Charlie Robinson, The Siege of Mr Khan's Curry Shop.” HumourCrime FictionCynical Humor Book:The Siege of Mr Khan's Curry Shop Source: The Siege of Mr Khan's Curry Shop
“I just wanted you to confirm it for our friends here and the whatsit blokes? I think you mean the National Front. Thank you, Janine.’ Janine screwed her face up. ‘They’re a bunch of pricks, but I didn’t think it was professional to say so,’ she said as she disappeared again. ‘She’s quite a charmer, isn’t she?’ Vince said” HumourThrillerCynicism Book:Who's Got The Biscuits Source: Who's Got The Biscuits