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“In 1800s Paris, women were prohibited from studying the nude human form, because this would've ruined the wedding-night surprise. (Surprise! It's a penis.)”

Book:You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

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“The story was so thoroughly believed that a Springfield, Massachusetts, missionary society resolved to send missionaries to the moon to convert and civilize the bat-men, apparently unaware that bat-men have lost all faith since they saw their parents gunned down in that alleyway.”

Book:You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

Source: You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

“Hippos are the very definition of Disney cute. There is no way you could look at a big, fat, squishy, huggable hippo and not think, "Id she could talk like a human, she would sound just like Jada Pinkett Smith and be oh so sassy." You would totally name her Sassy-baskets, and she would be your tutu-wearing, ballet-dancing, strut-walking pal for life. Just you and Sassy-baskets against the world!”

Humor Internet Zombies Sassy Hippos

Book:You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

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“Sure, at some level scientists know nanobots will destroy mankind. They just can't resist seeing how it happens.”

Science Humour Apocalypse

Book:You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News

Source: You Might Be a Zombie and Other Bad News