“[Ella] “Again, I ask, whose side are you on?” [Lola] “The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after the party.” FunnyDrunkHilariousBest Friends Book:Honey, I Shrunk the Werewolf Source: Honey, I Shrunk the Werewolf
“Primarily, shapeshifters of the animal variety remain true to animal kingdom rules in their sexual behaviors. I cant say Ive ever seen two male shack up, set up housekeeping, and make crème brûlée together in their nest of love.” Wtf Book:Accidentally Catty Source: Accidentally Catty