“In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of fame. Followed by fifteen minutes of legal problems, fifteen minutes of ridicule from late-night TV hosts, fifteen minutes of obscurity, and fifteen minutes of "Where are they now?".” ProblemNightMinutesTvsFameLateHostFifteenRidiculeObscurityLate Night Author:Dan Piraro
“I'd like to do a song that I wrote today about our government's increasing infringement on our right to privacy, but the lyrics mysteriously disappeared from my guitar case.” WritingGovernmentTodaySongCasesGuitarPrivacySongwritingRight To PrivacyInfringement Author:Dan Piraro
“If you caught your kid raising cats in tiny boxes, forcing them to live in their own feces without clean air or sunlight, pulling their teeth and claws out with pliers to keep them from hurting each other…you’d rush him to a psychiatrist. But you support that very behavior every time you buy meat, eggs, dairy or fur.” IfsKidsHurtSupportAirBehaviorCatCleanCaughtBoxesTinyTeethMeatEggsSunlightPullingPsychiatristFurClawsDairyClean AirHurting Each OtherPliers Author:Dan Piraro
“Here's a test you can try at home, Put a 2 year old in a playpen with an apple and a rabbit. If it plays with the apple and eats the rabbit, you've got a carnivore.” IfsTryingYearsPlayHomeTestsApplesRabbitsCarnivores Author:Dan Piraro
“If you're eating or drinking something made from cow's milk, it's because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn't.” IfsMadeEatingDrinkingBoxesMilkCowsChainedCalves Author:Dan Piraro
