“Consider this a one-thousand horsepower divorce, sweetheart”
Source: Vampire Syndrome
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Famous Daven Anderson Quotes
Source: Vampire Syndrome
“If we adopted Jack," I quip, "we'd have to give him combat pay for an allowance”
Source: Vampire Syndrome
“When you f*** a Vampire, you get a free hat.”
Source: Vampire Syndrome
“You don't get to be the president of anything if you have bad manners.”
Source: Vampire Syndrome
Source: Vampire Syndrome
Source: Vampire Syndrome
Source: Vampire Syndrome
“Since I can't turn into a bat and fly, I'll still need my bus pass”
Source: Vampire Syndrome
Source: Vampire Syndrome