“Classic Van Halen made people want to dance and f**k. Modern Van Halen makes you want to drink milk and drive foreign cars.” PeopleModernCarDrinkClassicVan Halen Author:David Lee Roth
“Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade.” RainProvidingVansParadesVan Halen Author:David Lee Roth
“People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and dispair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!” PeopleWellsLife IsDarknessSailingVansYachtVan Halen Author:David Lee Roth
“If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records.” IfsRecordsAlbumsCollectionsVansVan Halen Author:David Lee Roth
