“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.” LifeFunnyUsedFallSportsMusicianTrainingHumorousDrinkingGlassesWittyAlcoholIceRock N RollDrinking AlcoholFunny DrinkingGreat DrinkingFunny AlcoholCubesJoggingDrinking FunnyGreat AlcoholRockersFunny Sports Author:David Lee Roth
“I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.” NeedsYearsStillsLightNightDrinkLateDrinkingGlassesHeavyBottlesLate NightBright LightsHeavy Drinking Author:David Lee Roth
“You want to know if we're animals? When I'm on stage with the volume rippling my body like a glass of water and thousands of people are generating heat in my direction, there's no time for thought. My basement facilities take over completely. Sure it's animal. People might like to talk about art, but look where art is, in the gutter.” PeopleIfsKnowsWantLooksArtBodyMightWaterAnimalStageArt IsGlassesHeatVolumeFacilityBasementsGutters Author:David Lee Roth
“If you subtracted all of the great artists who never drank, who never went to excess, you wouldn't have any more art left. What kind of poem are you gonna get out of a glass of iced tea?” IfsKindArtArtistLeftGlassesTeaExcessGreat ArtDrankGreat ArtistIced Tea Author:David Lee Roth
