“They make this drink in Brazil Called cachaca. It's sugar can alcholho. Costs 35 cents a quart. One quart of that stuff and you see God. Two quarts and you graow a pair of tight pants and an electric guitar.” TwoStuffDrinkCostGuitarPairsSugarPantsCentsElectricBrazilElectric GuitarTight Pants Author:David Lee Roth
“I know that people think I'm a party king; but, face it, if I finished the bottle every time I took a drink, I wouldn't be able to do the aerials I do onstage.” PeopleIfsThinkingKnowsAbleFacesPartyKingsDrinkFinishedBottles Author:David Lee Roth
“Classic Van Halen made people want to dance and f**k. Modern Van Halen makes you want to drink milk and drive foreign cars.” PeopleModernCarDrinkClassicVan Halen Author:David Lee Roth
“I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out of the bottle.” NeedsYearsStillsLightNightDrinkLateDrinkingGlassesHeavyBottlesLate NightBright LightsHeavy Drinking Author:David Lee Roth
