“Rubbing the place where a headache was brewing, Toby said, “You may keep whatever parts of the goat you wish. I just want this farm boy’s heart.” “So the rest of him is up for grabs?” “The rest of the goat?” “No, the rest of the…yeah, the goat. The goat. Good eating, goat.” FunnyIronyLaughGoatsParodyHuntHunterGoat Book:Kill the Farm Boy Source: Kill the Farm Boy
“Only then could he have a sad waffle with no syrup on it for breakfast. He didn’t think his mother made them properly: rumor in the village had it that waffles weren’t supposed to be gray.” FunnyFoodIronyGrayWaffle Book:Kill the Farm Boy Source: Kill the Farm Boy
“There was also an abundance of portent swaddled about the place. Oodles of it. A surfeit, even. Something would go down there soon. But for now, the lady slept. And drooled a little, probably.” FunnySleepTalesIronyParodyLady Book:Kill the Farm Boy Source: Kill the Farm Boy