“Rubbing the place where a headache was brewing, Toby said, “You may keep whatever parts of the goat you wish. I just want this farm boy’s heart.” “So the rest of him is up for grabs?” “The rest of the goat?” “No, the rest of the…yeah, the goat. The goat. Good eating, goat.” FunnyIronyLaughGoatsParodyHuntHunterGoat Book:Kill the Farm Boy Source: Kill the Farm Boy
“Looking off to the horizon, properly and heroically squinting, Onni added, 'Get your washtub ready, brother. It will be a bloody business when the gnome empire strikes back.' 'Whoa,' Offi said, with feeling. 'You totally just gave me chills.” HumorHeroParodyBrothersTropesStar Wars Reference Book:No Country for Old Gnomes Source: No Country for Old Gnomes
“There was also an abundance of portent swaddled about the place. Oodles of it. A surfeit, even. Something would go down there soon. But for now, the lady slept. And drooled a little, probably.” FunnySleepTalesIronyParodyLady Book:Kill the Farm Boy Source: Kill the Farm Boy