“He's been breaking Olympic records like ninepins” InspirationalFunnyRecordsEntertainingAthleticsBloopers Author:Des Lynam
“And Brighton have beaten Southampton 4-2 which is exactly the same result as last year when they won 3-1” YearsLastsResultsFootballLast YearBeatenBrightonSouthampton Author:Des Lynam
“Peter Shilton conceded five, you don't get many of those to the dozen” FiveSoccerDozenPeterFunny SoccerConceded Author:Des Lynam
“Chesterfield 1, Chester 1. Another score draw in the local derby” DrawsLocalsSoccerScoreFunny SoccerDerby Author:Des Lynam
“It's a Renaissance, or put more simply, some you win, some you lose” WinningLosesSoccerRenaissanceFunny Soccer Author:Des Lynam