“The most important thing for old guys is never start going down the stairs sideways.” ImportantGuyImportant ThingsStairsSidewaysOld Guys Author:Dick Van Dyke
“I was the class clown, you know, that kind of thing, and I gathered around me a group of guys who also were silly. I was in all the plays and everything. But I don't know, at that time show businesses looked like the moon, you know, it was so far away. I wanted to be a radio announcer.” KnowsKindPlayShowsWantedGuyClassGroupsMoonRadioSillyFar AwayShow BusinessClownAnnouncers Author:Dick Van Dyke
“I've got plenty of arthritis. But if you keep moving, it won't bother you that much. That's why old guys stiffen up. They forget they have to get out of their chairs and do something. You let the moss grow over, it's your own fault.” IfsMovingGuyGrowsForgetFaultsPlentyBotherChairsOver ItKeep MovingMossOld GuysArthritis Author:Dick Van Dyke
“Only funny line I've had was my first day on the set of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. They were making me up, and I saw the director call the makeup man over, and he says "What are we going to do about the hooter?" And the makeup guy said, "I'm not a plastic surgeon." So I started that show with a big nose, and quite conscious of it.” MenGuyConsciousMakeupSurgeons Author:Dick Van Dyke
“No, I did night clubs right here in Los Angeles. My partner, Phil Erickson, put me in the business, a guy from my home town, a dear friend who we just lost a couple of months ago.” HomeNightGuyLostMonthsCoupleTownsDearClubsPartnersLos AngelesDear FriendHome TownNight Club Author:Dick Van Dyke
